One of the best ways to kink my hose is to chew very loudly. This is step one in making me mad, it is just one sure fire way to just make me want to punch you in the face. Step two of this process is to be to close to me. Having no personal space is one of the most annoying things to me. Whether it be standing to close to me or sitting bumped up against my leg and giving me no room to operate. Step 3 is one particular to playing a popular video game called Madden NFL football. When playing the game and when you got them on fourth down and they line up to kick a field goal but they call a fake kick and you have nobody back to defend it so they get a first down. that just pushes my buttons and actually have punched a friend of mine in the arm for that. Step four is to borrow my things with out asking. I am a nice guy and will probably let you borrow almost anything you ask to borrow unless i am using it. But when people just take it without asking and hope to return it before i notice just wind me up tighter than a fifty pound catfish on a fishing line. Because i will notice that it is gone. Step five is to play music that does not fit the situation. For example, when you are working out in the weight room and somebody turns on the radio or plugs in some music that just kills your vibe. When working out you should play pump up music and stuff that gets you going; but when somebody comes and plays romantic country music that is slow, that just completely kills your mojo. Another example of this is when you are studying or taking a test and generally just trying to focus and concentrate and some jokster comes and play death metal or screaming music, you lose all train of thought.
So in summary if you want to get under my skin and probably lose a fight all you have to do are these steps. You just have to be chewing very loudly, while sitting right next to me, while running a fake field goal, and borrow my phone without asking, to play some Beethoven or some music that is not fitting to Madden. That will really KINK MY HOSE.
